snorlaxatives:

me when i get money for my birthday

me 2 days later

scorpiety-bye-deactivated202310:

sorry for being the girl of ur dreams? Lol. literally not my problem

thegestianpoet:

me: *says some shit*

someone: do you care to elaborate on that?

me: 

bondsmagii:

penfairy:

I’m reading this medieval manuscript and so far this dude has managed to spell “chickens” in the following ways:

• chekyns
  
• chekens
  
• chekynnes
  
• chekennes
  
• chykynnes
  
• chykyns
  
• chykens 

I’ll keep you updated if I find any more variations

mockingbirdie:

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.